Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Operation Cheetos

This just in from Zug Island's Defense Department mole:

Operation Cheetos

Purpose: Undermine credibility of Saddam Hussein before his trial with the overall purpose of undercutting Hussein's expected witness-stand allegations of American assistance in the Ray-gun era.

Method: Media placement of stories that depict Saddam Hussein in an infantile, feeble and/or mentally impaired light.

Examples: "Leaked" photos of Saddam in underwear; authorizing Saddam's guards to share story with media; etc.

Alternate Outcome: Saddam declared mentally incompetent before trial.

See Also: Operation Fillibuster (delaying Saddam's trial, ostensibly because of Iraq's underdeveloped justice system)

Related story:

AP: U.S. Said Delaying Saddam Interrogations

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